Pearl Harbour and the Titanic

A Chinese guy is sitting alone in a bar sipping his beer. In comes a jewish guy, sits down next to the chinese guy and orders a beer.

After a few minutes the jewish guy starts eyeballing the chinese guy. All of the sudden and out of nowhere the jewish guy **whack** smacks the chinese guy in the face!

The chinese guy says " Oh! so sorry! What dat for?"

The jewish guy responds " That was for Pearl Harbour!"

The chinese guy says "But I Chinese, not Japanese!"

The jewish guy responds " Ah, chinese, japanese, whats the difference?!"

"Achso, so sorry!" blurts out the chinese guy, rubbing his cheek.

After a few minutes the chinese guy starts eyeballing the jewish guy. All of the sudden and out of nowhere **whack** the chinese guys smacks the jewish in the face!

"Ok, bud, what was that for?" says the jewish guy.

The chinese guy responds "That was for the Titanic!"

"The Titanic! That struck an iceberg! Crys out the jewish guy.

Triumphantly the chinese guy answers "Iceberg, Goldberg, whats the difference!"