On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She began to slowly walk over to him, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to
me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said: You look so hot in that, I'm going to make more than love to you tonight."
She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said;
" Mission Accomplished."